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Chibis for $1 Anyone interested in having their favorite characters or OCs drawn as chibis can get...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:57:26 -0400

Chibis for $1

Anyone interested in having their favorite characters or OCs drawn as chibis can get it at an extremely low price!

I’m drawing fully colored chibis for only a $1!

Feel free to inbox me for more info! Just note: I don’t do Furries, gore, or NSFW.

CHEAP ART COMMISSIONS

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 10:36:54 -0400

Hey Everyone!

I will be opening cheap commissions up so anyone interested can just message me! Please, before you do anything, read google docs for more information on payment and restrictions! More examples of my work can be found there as well!
Paypal and Venmo are acceptable forms of payment!

NOTE: All the prices will include coloring as a part of the package so you can get your request fully colored without paying extra!

Prices

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Chibis - $1

Bust - $3

Half - $5

Full - $7

Extra characters - $2 each

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Check google docs below for more details

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1unLfX9T43JRN3S88ykrX4Ak0yD2t-dQgQTG4wT_RTqA/edit?usp=sharing

My first digital drawing

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 15:40:09 -0400

Still getting used to my XP Pen Tablet, but I am adjusting! Krita is pretty easy to master once you get the hang of everything

Open Art CommissionFree Commissions for the first THREE orders!Hello Friends 😌👋I will be opening...

Fri, 15 Jun 2018 08:17:37 -0400

Open Art Commission

Free Commissions for the first THREE orders!

Hello Friends 😌👋

I will be opening commissions up so anyone interested can just message me!

Please, before you do anything, read google docs below for more information! Examples of my work can be found there as well!

🌟Since I am new to art commissions, the first THREE commissions will be for FREE! The first three people who place orders will get them for free! 🌟

(Paypal and Venmo acceptable)

✨ Prices ✨

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Chibis - $5

W/Color - $8

Bust - $7

W/color - $10

Half - $10

W/color - $13

Full - $15

W/color - $18

Extra characters - $5 each

W/background - $5

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All my art is traditional since I’ve been an artist for years. Though if you want digital, it might take longer for me to finish in a high quality! Check google docs below for more details ⭐️

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1unLfX9T43JRN3S88ykrX4Ak0yD2t-dQgQTG4wT_RTqA/edit?usp=sharing

April 25th, 2018 An historical example of great literature...

Wed, 25 Apr 2018 21:07:47 -0400

April 25th, 2018

An historical example of great literature found in Todd Howard’s Wikipedia

Giveaway Time!

Tue, 24 Apr 2018 15:52:50 -0400

dungeonmastersconsortium:

dungeonmastersconsortium:

To celebrate passing 5500 followers, it’s time for another giveaway!

There will be five winners, separated into 3 tiers!

Bronze Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice!

Silver Tier (2 Winners) will receive a full set of dice, as well as a custom bath bomb for the DMC! Known as the “Beholder Bomb,” it smells of Blueberry and Pine, and should be a delight!

Gold Tier (1 Winner) will receive a dice set and a D&D 5e book of their choice!

Rules:

1. Only reblogs will count as entries, and only one entry per day.

2. Must be following this blog.

3. You’ll be contacted by PM once the giveaway ends if you won.

4. Entries will be accepted until April 30th, 2018.

That’s it! Thanks for following the DMC!

The giveaway ends a week from today!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 00:31:42 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 00:31:27 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 00:31:04 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 00:30:55 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away...

Sun, 25 Feb 2018 00:30:46 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We’re giving away fifteen vintage paperback classics by Virginia Woolf, James Baldwin, Sylvia Plath, Ray Bradbury, F. Scott Fitzgerald, and others! Won’t this collection look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on February 25, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now!

borbamena: borbamena: “what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio...

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 02:50:28 -0500

borbamena:

borbamena:

“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines

a fourth, more aggressive vine: “PATRICIA”

And don’t forget the classic: “Nice Ron.”

A rant as to why Family Guy and South Park shouldn’t be associated

Sat, 16 Dec 2017 19:35:31 -0500

punkcandy:

Fair warning that I’m typing this really quick so my thoughts may be scatted

I hate Family Guy because of its shitty, lazy writing with pointless RaNdOm cutaways and try-hard edgy jokes that don’t even have shock value because you expect it to be offensive. it’s lackluster characters with cliche boring overused tropes and almost no redeemable qualities (besides maybe in earlier seasons), and most of all for it’s lack of knowledge on topics it tries to cover, and the irresponsible way it covers real issues, because they don’t know how to cover the, so the writers bullshit everything on topics like abuse and rape. Not to mention they do ANYTHING for views. Like, anything. They would kill off a main character and force the audience to feel for them, only to bring them back a couple months later because The Statues Quo Is God (one of their favorite fuckin tropes). They would resort to doing “crazy and shocking” things like a dog getting a baby pregnant, but no one is shocked, because they aren’t above this. The shock value isn’t there when everyone watching expects this shit, and being crude and edgy just for the sake of being crude and edgy isn’t funny. You can be funny AND be crude, but being crude won’t make you funny. Family Guy fails at being funny, and just by watching the show you can TELL they’re trying so hard to stay shocking and edgy, you can tell they’re doing anything they can to get a shock-value laugh because that’s all they have going for them, and they’re failing. They can’t cover issues like sexual assault at work and domestic abuse correctly, not because of their crude humor, but because they don’t know HOW to. They like to play reverse the genders, but they never do it right, “what if X happened to a boy???” and they play it off the same way as it would happen to a girl. Not to mention, they give wrong messages. Messages like “You should stay in an abusive relationship to make your abuser happy” or “you should let someone rape you because they’re probably lonely” I know how stupid that sounds but these were not satire. These were REAL messages the show gave, that were supposed to be serious. The characters are also unlikable as all hell, for real, they only have one character trope now. In season 1 and two Stewie’s character was actually likable, he was well developed and had intersecting motives, but that all went to shit, and now his character is just “gay”. Chris is horny and fat that’s about it. Meg is the WORST character I have ever seen. She’s nothing but a punching bag, and it’s almost painful (dare i say cringe-worthy) to watch. Lois is a nagging wife and Peter is a dumb husband, as if we haven’t seen that a billion times, it’s getting old. This show, and it’s formula, are getting old, nothing about it is worth watching. It has almost no remediable qualities at all, besides maybe a few actually good jokes here and there (notice how it’s almost always the none-edgy ones too, weird huh?) it doesnt have much going for it. It uses satire and comedy as an excuse to say and do racist, homophobic, and sexist things, and try to justify it with a bullshit message at the end with a slow zoom.

South Park is everything Family Guy wants to be. South Park has genius satire, and amazing writing. It’s humor is crude, very very very crude, but it’s never used for shock value strictly, it’s satire, everything they do is satiric. It’s characters are actually well developed, and the shitty animation is something you get used to because it has a charm to it, it’s a trademark of the show. Look how many adult cartoons TRY to be South Park and fail. They think “South Park has crude humor and shitty animation so lets do that and instant money!!” but they lack the thing that actually makes south park good. Clever commentary, good writing, likable (yet very very flawed) characters, good messages and morals (despite the offensive material the show has) you can learn from it a lot, and most importantly, ITS SATIRE. South Park isn’t crude and edgy JUST to be crude and edgy (though I’m sure they enjoy it) South Park is crude because it’s satire, meaning, “ the use of humor, irony, exaggeration, or ridicule to expose and criticize people’s stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. “ It’s crude themes are exaggerations, they are ironic. If there’s an episode where everyone is racist to a huge extreme, does this mean it’s because the show is racist? FUCK NO, the exact opposite is being shown. They characterize the in-show racism as so exaggerated, that it shows how stupid these racist views are. South Park has characters with conflicting views, to show two sides of everything. Take Wendy Testaburger, the feminist of the town who no one listens to, even though she’s right 90% of the time (you can’t have a character that’s always right, that’s bad writing) VS Eric Cartman, a neo nazi asshole who only cares for himself. People see Eric and assume the show is like that, sense he’s a main character, but that’s wrong, Eric is almost always the bad guy, and he’s ussually the figure used to show how bad things like neo nazi views are. They use characters like Kenny McCormick, the poor kid, to cover topics like poverty, and in episodes like You’re Getting Old and Assburgers, Stan Marsh is used to cover the topic of depression, and i swear to you, i have NEVER NOT ONCE seen a better depiction of depression than in Stan on TV until that day, and they never even used the work “Depression”, hell, I cried. South Park does it’s research, it KNOWS how to do satire. It’s genius. Season 19 was so heavy handed in it’s satire that i would have to make a separate post to analyze it.

Bottom line is, Family Guy and South Park should fall under different categories. In fact, South Park did and episode on this, Cartoon Wars (Part one and two). I can’t tell you how many times people assume that liking South Park is the same as liking Family Guy. Specifically here on Tumblr (Outside the SP fandom), people assume liking South Park is a very un-PC thing, something that makes you the same as one of those Meninists (note: I’m actually a p big feminist) I think if people from here would stop looking at South Park in a more open-minded light, and peeled back the layers of irony in their satire, they’d see that South Park preaches a lot of the same messages that people here preach. And of course, you have the Bro-watchers of South Park, who are usually Anti-SJW’s, that fail to see that South Park is a very Social Justice show behind the crudeness. Family Guy doesn’t have that at all on the other hand, they try to. And even IF they did, their writing is still total shit, it’s lazy, they hop from plot to plot and do whatever they can to fit in cutaways that have nothing to do with anything, and that’s their “thing”.

macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:50:02 -0500

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:49:54 -0500

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:49:44 -0500

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:49:37 -0500

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

macrolit: Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000...

Sat, 02 Dec 2017 13:49:29 -0500

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: We recently reached 50,000 followers, and as a way of thanking you, we’re giving away FIFTY (50!) vintage paperback classics by Albert Camus, John Steinbeck, Carson McCullers, Toni Morrison, George Orwell, Ray Bradbury, Jane Austen, and so many others! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these classics, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will choose a random winner on January 20, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, we’ll ship to any country. Easy, right? Good luck!

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity...

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 01:49:54 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2017-18 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 18, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now! Remember you can reblog this up to five times. :)

macrolit: macrolit: Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity...

Sat, 18 Nov 2017 01:49:49 -0500

macrolit:

macrolit:

Giveaway Contest: Thanks to the generosity of @harperperennial, we’re giving away all eight of the brand new, limited edition 2017-18 Harper Perennial Olive Editions! Won’t these look lovely on your shelf? :D

To win these books, you must: 1) be following macrolit on Tumblr (yes, we will check. :P), and 2) reblog this post. We will randomly choose a winner on November 18, at which time we’ll start a new giveaway. And yes, Harper Perennial has agreed to make this an International giveaway! Easy, right? Good luck!

We’re choosing a random winner tomorrow, so reblog now! Remember you can reblog this up to five times. :)